THE STORY
After Ugilwali buys a phone and installs Utoyube, an advertisement for ASPPURY leads the group into a disastrous gambling session. The group ends up a combined $450,000 in debt.
After eating a pizza from The Pizza, Ugilwali has an idea: the TACO. To patent it, the group must build a taco the size of Jupiter's third moon. A billion tiny men help construct it—but Jim has plans of his own.
Jim, an evil man whose possessions are made of ground beef, attempts to eat the giant taco and later attacks the restaurant. Along the way, the group builds a taco robot that takes over the world, faces an enormous lunch rush, and gets caught in a chase involving a motorized unicycle, lasers, missiles, and rubber ducks.
As the group struggles with debt and a galaxy-wide food crisis, they confront Jim again. Scott eventually obliterates Jim with a galvanized square steel beam, revealing that Jim himself was ground beef. The group finally sells the last taco and pays off its debt—only for the restaurant to be crushed by the giant taco built earlier.
THE FILM
Directed by: Thomas Farley & Isaac Nolly
Produced by: VOSTAKET
Genre: Absurdist comedy
Setting: Primarily THE T.A.C.O., the restaurant where much of the story takes place.
THE ENDING
Twenty-nine days later, a news report announces that THE T.A.C.O.—the Thermally Altered Cornmeal Object—has paid off its debt, but has unfortunately been crushed by the giant taco. The film ends with the title card “THE.”
This synopsis reflects the current working story and may change as the film develops.